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HI!

Nacho Intolerant, you say? Yep, that's me! It's, sad actualy. I discovered after a long process of elimination that I am allergic to corn. Not just the yummy little yellow kernals, but the entire array of corn products. Tortilla chips, cornbread and even grits. I don't experience an allergic reaction, persay. More of an "intolerance." My body yells at me "what the f*ck are you putting this substance into me!!" and my stomach starts a painful dance similar to a cramping, epileptic balloon. My only option when this happens is to either yack, and get the nasty corn out my face hole, or just wait it out and it eventually goes away. It's usually the latter, as I don't like to puke when I don't have to.

Ok, this blog is not meant to document my digestive disorders. I just figured I would name it after something I figured made me unique. I suppose there are others who cannot eat corn, but not a major part of the popoulation, so there you go! Nacho intolerant....oooohhh, and I love nanchos...sucks to be me.

A little about me: I am JUST over 30. A fact I am learning to accept more day by day. I am married to J...almost 4 years now. He is FABULOUS...most of the time. I love him lots and we are great. I'm sure I'll expand on the wonders of what is J as this blog progresses. We have a dog, T. I am avoiding using actual names as to protect my anonimity ( I can't spell, and I won't be using spell check. So you will be seeing evidence of my complete and total reliance on spell check by my horrific attempts). I suppose if you DO know me, you'll be able to tell who this is. After all, how many people do you know that can't eat corn?

If you happen upon this, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE leave me a comment!!!!! I will be so happy to know I am reaching somebody, anybody, especially YOU!!! Say hi, or say nothing at all. Just click that comment button and leave a "....".

Thanks, Later.