Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Crazy? No. Moron? Yes

It turns out these "State of the Union" things happen every year. Who knew? So basically, all my google searches turned out the speech from last year. Those links in my previous post go to the transcript from 2005. And it's 2006, or so I've now been told.

All you people missed out on the opportunity to point out what an idiot I am. I beat you to the punch.

I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I wasn't able to tell the difference, or the fact that I wasn't able to tell the difference. I mean, I watched that speech last night,some bells should have gone off. But more disturbing, reading last years speech, it didn't seem all that different. Basically the same shit.

By the way, yes he did talk about math and science. It's the American Competitiveness Initiative I was looking for. Great. Still not sure what it's supposed to do, but at least it means my brain is not slowly rotting and making it's own stuff up.

Oh, and the girls. Yep,

In recent years, you and I have taken unprecedented action to fight AIDS and malaria, expand the education of girls, and reward developing nations that are moving forward with economic and political reform

Yay! For my brain, and girls.

2 comments:

Matt said...

I have been trying to come up with a title for my new rap concept album. I'm thinking "the education of girls" is pretty catchy.

KL said...

Just make sure you give Dubya the credit...he'll be so proud.